Category: Misc

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Stop saying you censored yourself

You didn’t “censor” yourself — censorship is something someone else does to you when they prevent you from speaking. You just decided not to say something dumb and/or hateful, and now you want to make it seem like someone else made you do it.

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A totally normal thing for your printer to tell you

Just for fun I actually read the agreement before installing the 105-megabyte software update for my Epson printer, which (like many printers) is a gigantic piece of crap that rarely works properly. This is the best part:

SECTIONS 19-23 OF THIS DOCUMENT APPLY TO YOU. SECTION 22 CONTAINS A BINDING ARBITRATION PROVISION THAT LIMITS YOUR ABILITY TO SEEK RELIEF IN A COURT BEFORE A JUDGE OR JURY, AND WAIVES YOUR RIGHT TO PARTICIPATE IN CLASS ACTIONS OR CLASS ARBITRATIONS FOR CERTAIN DISPUTES