{"id":33140,"date":"2022-01-09T17:19:38","date_gmt":"2022-01-09T17:19:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mathewingram.blog\/?p=33140"},"modified":"2022-01-09T17:19:38","modified_gmt":"2022-01-09T17:19:38","slug":"the-trevor-bastard-extended-universe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/2022\/01\/09\/the-trevor-bastard-extended-universe\/","title":{"rendered":"The Trevor Bastard Extended Universe"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you should happen to come across any tweets or Instagram posts or discussion of two non-league soccer clubs from south London &#8212; the Streatham Rovers and Sydenham United &#8212; or the league they play in (the&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/streathamrovers\/status\/1116815394252251136?lang=en\">Xtermin8 Rat Poison League<\/a>,) beware: you are entering a long-running &#8220;alternate reality game&#8221; or ARG known colloquially as the Trevor Bastard Extended Universe. Although in this case, the ARG term might not be totally appropriate, since there is no real winner in this game &#8212; it&#8217;s just <a href=\"https:\/\/theoutline.com\/post\/8466\/trevor-bastard-extended-universe-twitter-art\">a prank that took on a life of its own<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>The TBEU encompasses not only other fictional south London non-league teams \u2014 from bitter rivals&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/StreathamRovers\/status\/1164551858519719942\">Dynamo Catford<\/a>&nbsp;(known for their slogans \u201cShit on the Streatham\u201d and \u201cSolidarity with ISIS\u201d), to bit players like&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/streathamrovers\/status\/858712822829723648?lang=en\">CSKA Wallington<\/a>&nbsp;and&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/StreathamRovers\/status\/865894753816244224\">Edenbridge Bridge FC<\/a>&nbsp;(check out that completely wild club crest) \u2014 but also SRFC\u2019s lawyer, a divorce solicitor named&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/laughdugrylegal?lang=en\">Oliver Laughdugry<\/a>&nbsp;(a man who hates Brexit so much he had his beloved pet dog put down so that he can fight it full-time, a \u201ctragedy\u201d he attempted to blame on Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn) and Laughdugry\u2019s friend&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Orwell_Fan\">Simon Hedges<\/a>, a \u201cSensible Labour\u201d journalist and&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Orwell_Fan\/status\/1154021029754351616\">online politeness activist<\/a>.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"525\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Please support my new campaign. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/BeKindOnline?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#BeKindOnline<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/jVSXETywQI\">pic.twitter.com\/jVSXETywQI<\/a><\/p>&mdash; Simon Hedges (@Orwell_Fan) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Orwell_Fan\/status\/1154021029754351616?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 24, 2019<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Streatham figures such as manager&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/taffgoose?lang=en\">Goose<\/a>&nbsp;and Club committee member&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/rogerparsnip\">Roger Parnsip<\/a>&nbsp;(bio: \u201cHope Dynamo Catpiss die in a car crash\u201d) , have their own Twitter accounts, and the universe also draws in other parody accounts such as the Blairite Politics Professor&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.pressgazette.co.uk\/bbc-question-time-cyril-son-rob-burley-actor-hoax-fake-news-full-fact\/\">Dr. Robert Zands<\/a>. This world is known by the acronym \u201cTrevor Bastard Extended Universe\u201d (TBEU), although the pseudonymous authorship is in part collaborative: while Bastard is behind the majority of the accounts, some, like Hedges, are run by other people.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>via<\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/theoutline.com\/post\/8466\/trevor-bastard-extended-universe-twitter-art\"><em> The Trevor Bastard Extended Universe is modern art<\/em> <\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"syndication-links\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you should happen to come across any tweets or Instagram posts or discussion of two non-league soccer clubs from south London &#8212; the Streatham Rovers and Sydenham United &#8212; or the league they play in (the&nbsp;Xtermin8 Rat Poison League,) beware: you are entering a long-running &#8220;alternate reality game&#8221; or ARG known colloquially as the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/2022\/01\/09\/the-trevor-bastard-extended-universe\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Trevor Bastard Extended Universe&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crsspst_to_mathewingramblogwordpresscom":false,"mf2_syndication":[],"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33140","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33140","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33140"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33140\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33140"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}