{"id":283930,"date":"2026-01-19T09:28:34","date_gmt":"2026-01-19T14:28:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/?p=283930"},"modified":"2026-01-22T12:20:47","modified_gmt":"2026-01-22T17:20:47","slug":"lawyer-representing-elon-musk-is-an-actual-working-clown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/2026\/01\/19\/lawyer-representing-elon-musk-is-an-actual-working-clown\/","title":{"rendered":"Lawyer representing Elon Musk is an actual working clown"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"525\" height=\"359\" data-attachment-id=\"283931\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/2026\/01\/19\/lawyer-representing-elon-musk-is-an-actual-working-clown\/image-72-1-1\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/image-72-1-1.png?fit=1000%2C684&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1000,684\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"image-72-1 (1)\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/image-72-1-1.png?fit=525%2C359&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/image-72-1-1.png?resize=525%2C359&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-283931\" style=\"width:900px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/image-72-1-1.png?w=1000&amp;ssl=1 1000w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/image-72-1-1.png?resize=300%2C205&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/image-72-1-1.png?resize=768%2C525&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Elon Musk and Sam Altman&nbsp;are engaged in a courtroom clash of the titans<s>&nbsp;<\/s>over the origins of OpenAI, now one of the most important artificial intelligence companies in the world. In San Francisco federal court, they are suing each other in a&nbsp;dizzying series of claims and counterclaims. In Altman&#8217;s corner, there&#8217;s an arsenal of elite firms \u2014&nbsp;including Morrison &amp; Foerster and Wachtell Lipton Rosen &amp; Katz \u2014 with a long track record representing Silicon Valley royalty. Musk has turned to a pair of boutique litigation shops. And at one firm, one of Musk&#8217;s lawyers is a clown. Jaymie Parkkinen<strong>&nbsp;<\/strong>has been in the trenches of the litigation, signing his name to some of the most contentious discovery disputes. In&nbsp;a July hearing, he singlehandedly faced down three lawyers representing OpenAI and Microsoft in the lawsuit. Outside of his work, he juggles clown performances and operates his own &#8220;Clown Cardio&#8221; business. (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.businessinsider.com\/elon-musk-lawyer-sam-altman-case-clown-lawyer-jaymie-parkkinen-2026-01\">via Business Insider<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Study says living things emit a visible glow that fades in death<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/newsletter.mathewingram.com\/content\/images\/2026\/01\/image-70-2.png?w=525&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" style=\"width:900px\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">An extraordinary experiment on mice and leaves from two different plant species has uncovered direct physical evidence of an eerie &#8216;biophoton&#8217; phenomenon ceasing on death, suggesting all living things \u2013 including humans \u2013 could literally glow with health, until we don&#8217;t. The findings might seem a little fringe at first glance. It&#8217;s hard not to associate scientific investigations into biological electromagnetic emissions with debunked and paranormal claims of auras and&nbsp;discharges surrounding living organisms. Visible wavelengths of light&nbsp;emitted by biological processes ought to be so faint that they&#8217;re easily swamped by ambient electromagnetic waves in the environment. Still, University of Calgary physicist Vahid Salari and his team have claimed to observe just that \u2013 an ultraweak photon emission produced by several living animals in strong contrast with their non-living bodies, as well as in a handful of plant leaves. (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.sciencealert.com\/we-emit-a-visible-light-that-vanishes-when-we-die-surprising-study-says\">via Science Alert<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em><strong>Note<\/strong>: This is a version of my When The Going Gets Weird newsletter, which I send out via Ghost, the open-source publishing platform. You can&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/newsletter.mathewingram.com\/\">see other issues&nbsp;and sign up here<\/a>.<\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/2025\/12\/30\/police-catch-12-year-old-hitman-after-he-shoots-the-wrong-person\/#more-283228\"><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/2026\/01\/09\/he-has-parkinsons-but-his-identical-twin-brother-doesnt\/#more-283684\"><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">How the gift of a begonia helped Emma Freud finally get to know her great-grandfather<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/newsletter.mathewingram.com\/content\/images\/2026\/01\/image-69-1.png?w=525&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" style=\"width:900px\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This story started in March. A friend sent me a link to a small British movie she\u2019d worked on \ufeffthat hadn\u2019t yet been released. A few weeks later, the\ufeff co-writer and star of the film, Tom Basden, \ufeffarrived with a thank-you gift: a plastic pot with a leafy stick in the middle. To be honest, I\u2019d have preferred a scented candle, but I was touched that he\u2019d brought it. Tom then told me the story of the plant. This scrubby little sprig was a cutting from his begonia, which had started life as a cutting given to him by his father-in-law, the writer Barry Walsh,\ufeff who had been given his plant as a cutting by the casting director\ufeff Corinne Rodriguez\ufeff in 2017. Corinne\u2019s begonia had grown from a cutting of a plant grown from one given to her by the \ufeffacto\ufeffr Sally Miles \ufeffin the 1970\ufeffs. Sally\u2019s had started life as a cutting she was given by the \ufeffopera singer Kirsten Flagstad\ufeff in the 50\ufeffs. And Kirsten had been given her cutting in the 30\ufeffs by her dear friend \u2026 Sigmund Freud. (<a href=\"https:\/\/observer.co.uk\/news\/first-person\/article\/emma-freud-sigmund-freuds-begonia\">via The Observer<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Hi everyone! Mathew Ingram here. I am able to continue writing this newsletter in part because of your financial help and support, which you can do either <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/2t3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><em>through my Patreon<\/em><\/a><em> or by upgrading your subscription to a monthly contribution. I enjoy gathering all of these links and sharing them with you, but it does take time, and your support makes it possible for me to do that. I also write a weekly newsletter of technology analysis called <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/torment-nexus.mathewingram.com\"><em>The Torment Nexus<\/em><\/a><em>.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">He had a PhD and attended classes at UCLA but also appeared to be homeless<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/newsletter.mathewingram.com\/content\/images\/2026\/01\/image-71.png?w=525&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" style=\"width:900px\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was a warm Tuesday&nbsp;in January 2012 when I introduced myself to John. He was lying on his side along a semicircular concrete bench in the undercroft of Bunche Hall at UCLA, his head propped up on his right arm, looking every bit the Greek philosopher as he peered into Stefan Collini\u2019s book&nbsp;<em>Absent Minds: Intellectuals in Britain<\/em>. He had a gray, turf-like mustache and tobacco-stained fingertips. One pouch of Bugler was stuffed in his pants and another poked out of his breast pocket. I approached cautiously. It was my first year of graduate studies in history, and I had noticed John hanging around the department. He was sparsely toothed, with stringy white hair and mismatched old clothes that hung off his body. John attended talks and could often be seen carrying a book while shuffling in untied boots between the North Campus sculpture garden. We rode the same bus and I wondered who he was. (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.nplusonemag.com\/online-only\/online-only\/the-last-intellectual\">via N+1 mag<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">This mushroom can cause hallucinations in which victims see tiny people<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/newsletter.mathewingram.com\/content\/images\/2026\/01\/image-73-1-1.png?w=525&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" style=\"width:900px\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Picture this: You\u2019re enjoying a delicious bowl of mushroom soup, when suddenly you notice hundreds of tiny people dressed in cartoonish clothing marching across your tablecloth, jumping into your bowl, swimming around, and clinging to your spoon as you lift it for another taste. You\u2019re not dreaming\u2014you\u2019ve just experienced the effects of a mushroom known scientifically as&nbsp;<em>Lanmaoa asiatica<\/em>. It belongs to an entirely different class of fungi than the more commonly known&nbsp;\u201cmagic mushrooms\u201d&nbsp;and remains far more mysterious. When outsiders first embarked into the Western Highlands of Papua New Guinea in 1934, they encountered a perplexing sight: after consuming a type of wild mushroom which they called \u201cnonda,\u201d the local people would appear to go temporarily insane. Specifically, it was reported that those affected would experience lilliputian hallucinations\u2014a rare, clinically defined psychiatric syndrome characterized by the perception of numerous little people autonomously moving about. (<a href=\"https:\/\/attheu.utah.edu\/science-technology\/mushroom-causes-fairytale-like-hallucinations\/\">via U of Utah<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">He built a command center in his house where he could turn off any light with a single click<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/mhp_guy\/status\/2011936800684597553\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/newsletter.mathewingram.com\/content\/images\/2026\/01\/15-X-01-19-2026_09_24_AM.png?w=525&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em><strong>Acknowledgements<\/strong><\/em><em>: I find a lot of these links myself, but I also get some from other places that I rely on as &#8220;serendipity engines,&#8221; such as&nbsp;<\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/themorningnews.org\/?ref=newsletter.mathewingram.com\"><em>The Morning News<\/em><\/a><em>&nbsp;from Rosecrans Baldwin and Andrew Womack, Jodi Ettenberg&#8217;s&nbsp;<\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/jodiettenberg.substack.com\/?ref=newsletter.mathewingram.com\"><em>Curious About Everything<\/em><\/a><em>, Dan Lewis&#8217;s&nbsp;<\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/nowiknow.com\/?ref=newsletter.mathewingram.com\"><em>Now I Know<\/em><\/a><em>, Robert Cottrell and Caroline Crampton&#8217;s&nbsp;<\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/thebrowser.com\/?ref=newsletter.mathewingram.com\"><em>The Browser<\/em><\/a><em>, Clive Thompson&#8217;s&nbsp;<\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/buttondown.email\/clivethompson?ref=newsletter.mathewingram.com\"><em>Linkfest<\/em><\/a><em> and <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/whyisthisinteresting.substack.com\/?ref=newsletter.mathewingram.com\"><em>Why Is This Interesting<\/em><\/a><em> by Noah Brier and Colin Nagy<\/em>.<em>&nbsp;If you come across something you think should be included here, feel free to&nbsp;email me at mathew @ mathewingram dot com<\/em><\/p>\n<div class=\"syndication-links\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Elon Musk and Sam Altman&nbsp;are engaged in a courtroom clash of the titans&nbsp;over the origins of OpenAI, now one of the most important artificial intelligence companies in the world. In San Francisco federal court, they are suing each other in a&nbsp;dizzying series of claims and counterclaims. In Altman&#8217;s corner, there&#8217;s an arsenal of elite firms &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/2026\/01\/19\/lawyer-representing-elon-musk-is-an-actual-working-clown\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Lawyer representing Elon Musk is an actual working clown&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crsspst_to_mathewingramblogwordpresscom":true,"mf2_syndication":[],"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-283930","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-newsletters"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/283930","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=283930"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/283930\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":284112,"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/283930\/revisions\/284112"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=283930"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=283930"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=283930"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}