{"id":283187,"date":"2026-05-27T08:49:00","date_gmt":"2026-05-27T12:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mathewingramblog.wordpress.com\/2026\/05\/27\/where-do-i-want-her-to-hurry-to\/"},"modified":"2026-05-27T08:49:00","modified_gmt":"2026-05-27T12:49:00","slug":"where-do-i-want-her-to-hurry-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/2026\/05\/27\/where-do-i-want-her-to-hurry-to\/","title":{"rendered":"Where do I want her to hurry to?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/l0h86zu9wtn91.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-286127\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">By Marie Howe<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Marie Howe<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-283187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/283187","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=283187"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/283187\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=283187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=283187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=283187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}