{"id":251944,"date":"2022-05-07T14:03:08","date_gmt":"2022-05-07T14:03:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/?p=251944"},"modified":"2022-05-07T14:03:08","modified_gmt":"2022-05-07T14:03:08","slug":"when-you-look-that-dumb-you-have-to-go-quickly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/2022\/05\/07\/when-you-look-that-dumb-you-have-to-go-quickly\/","title":{"rendered":"When you look that dumb, you have to go quickly"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI felt a little stupid, to be honest, and when you look that dumb you have to go quickly,\u201d said skier Jack Kuenzle, who <a href=\"https:\/\/www.skimag.com\/news\/jack-kuenzle-fastest-known-time-mount-hood\/\">set a new record<\/a> for ascending and then descending Mount Hood, wearing nothing but a tiny pair of shorts that looked like underwear. Why? &#8220;My body just puts out an enormous amount of heat during these climbs\u2014so that\u2019s why I do it,\u201d he said. \u201cBut yeah, when I went past people, it was hard to tell whether they were cheering or laughing at me.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-content\/uploads\/B9B91B4E-31CB-4E1C-9642-66291DB853A1.jpg?w=525&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-251943\" \/><\/figure>\n<div class=\"syndication-links\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cI felt a little stupid, to be honest, and when you look that dumb you have to go quickly,\u201d said skier Jack Kuenzle, who set a new record for ascending and then descending Mount Hood, wearing nothing but a tiny pair of shorts that looked like underwear. Why? &#8220;My body just puts out an enormous &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/2022\/05\/07\/when-you-look-that-dumb-you-have-to-go-quickly\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;When you look that dumb, you have to go quickly&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crsspst_to_mathewingramblogwordpresscom":false,"mf2_syndication":[],"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-251944","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251944","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=251944"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251944\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=251944"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=251944"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=251944"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}