{"id":245,"date":"2006-02-28T17:56:19","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T22:56:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mathewingram.com\/work\/index.php\/2006\/02\/28\/maps-satellite-photos-and-grand-theft-stupid\/"},"modified":"2006-02-28T17:56:19","modified_gmt":"2006-02-28T22:56:19","slug":"maps-satellite-photos-and-grand-theft-stupid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/2006\/02\/28\/maps-satellite-photos-and-grand-theft-stupid\/","title":{"rendered":"Maps, satellite photos and Grand Theft Stupid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m going to go out on a limb here and disagree with Mike Arrington, who calls the new Microsoft Live Local <a href=\"http:\/\/preview.local.live.com\/\">street-level photo thingamajig<\/a> a &#8220;killer&#8221; in one of his typically breathless <a href=\"http:\/\/www.techcrunch.com\/2006\/02\/28\/killer-new-livecom-service-street-side\/\">posts on TechCrunch<\/a>, in which he says it will help Microsoft&#8217;s Live.com continue to &#8220;crush&#8221; others in the Web 2.0 portal game. I tend to agree with David Galbraith, who suggests quite succinctly that the drive-by map feature <a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidgalbraith.org\/archives\/001017.html\">is total bollocks<\/a> and that the Microsoft team have &#8220;lost the plot.&#8221; I couldn&#8217;t have said it better myself.<\/p>\n<p>The interface, as David points out, is ridiculous &#8211; a cheesy, video-game style rendering of a car&#8217;s cockpit, which you can switch from a regular car to a race car (complete with fire extinguisher). Quirky and fun? Maybe. I would add &#8220;stupid and useless&#8221; to that list as well though. As one commenter <a href=\"http:\/\/www.techcrunch.com\/2006\/02\/28\/killer-new-livecom-service-street-side\/#comment-15506\">noted on TechCrunch<\/a>, &#8220;not sure what use I would have for something like this.&#8221; A fair point. Not to mention, of course, that Amazon&#8217;s A9 launched a similar <a href=\"http:\/\/news.com.com\/Amazon+A9+takes+it+to+the+streets\/2100-1032_3-5833916.html\">street-level photo<\/a> feature about six months ago. True, it doesn&#8217;t let you &#8220;drive&#8221; your virtual &#8220;car&#8221; down the streets, but I actually see that as a positive rather than a negative.<\/p>\n<p>Now if Microsoft could somehow add virtual people to the streets and let you mow them down like in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rockstargames.com\/sanandreas\/\">Grand Theft Auto<\/a> or <a href=\"http:\/\/games.sci.co.uk\/games\/basic.asp?version_id=6\">Carmaggedon<\/a> &#8211; that would be cool. After all, it is called a &#8220;street-side drive-by.&#8221; But it would still be useless for mapping or finding your way anywhere.<\/p>\n<div class=\"syndication-links\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m going to go out on a limb here and disagree with Mike Arrington, who calls the new Microsoft Live Local street-level photo thingamajig a &#8220;killer&#8221; in one of his typically breathless posts on TechCrunch, in which he says it will help Microsoft&#8217;s Live.com continue to &#8220;crush&#8221; others in the Web 2.0 portal game. I &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/2006\/02\/28\/maps-satellite-photos-and-grand-theft-stupid\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Maps, satellite photos and Grand Theft Stupid&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crsspst_to_mathewingramblogwordpresscom":false,"mf2_syndication":[],"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-245","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=245"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}