{"id":1423,"date":"2007-06-15T23:17:45","date_gmt":"2007-06-16T03:17:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mathewingram.com\/work\/2007\/06\/15\/stupid-lawyer-tricks-part-two\/"},"modified":"2007-06-15T23:17:45","modified_gmt":"2007-06-16T03:17:45","slug":"stupid-lawyer-tricks-part-two","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/2007\/06\/15\/stupid-lawyer-tricks-part-two\/","title":{"rendered":"Stupid lawyer tricks, part two"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not to get on a rant against lawyers or anything (see previous post about Avvo being sued), but I couldn&#8217;t help mentioning the little brouhaha Dell got into recently with the Consumerist blog, after a lawyer for the company company wrote the website an email asking them to <a href=\"http:\/\/consumerist.com\/consumer\/backend\/dell-demands-takedown-of-our-22-confessions-of-a-former-dell-sales-manager-269127.php\">take down one of their posts<\/a> &#8212; specifically, <a href=\"http:\/\/consumerist.com\/consumer\/insiders\/22-confessions-of-a-former-dell-sales-manager-268831.php\">this post<\/a>, which contained 22 suggestions from a former Dell employee about how to get good deals and\/or good service. I encourage you to <a href=\"http:\/\/consumerist.com\/consumer\/insiders\/22-confessions-of-a-former-dell-sales-manager-268831.php\">read the whole thing<\/a> and email it to your friends.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" class=\"left\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-content\/uploads\/snipshot_e4pt1ajvq9k.jpg?w=525\" alt='snipshot_e4pt1ajvq9k.jpg' \/>In the letter, which is quoted verbatim on Consumerist, Tracy Holland of Dell says that the spot in question <em>&#8220;contains information that is confidential and proprietary to Dell,&#8221;<\/em> and that this is <em>&#8220;in violation of his or her employment agreement and confidentiality obligations.&#8221;<\/em> As I was reading, I imagined the editor of Consumerist reading the letter and wondering &#8220;and all this relates to me how exactly?&#8221; Which is pretty much what the lawyer for the blog said<a href=\"http:\/\/consumerist.com\/consumer\/backend\/dell-demands-takedown-of-our-22-confessions-of-a-former-dell-sales-manager-269127.php\"> in her response<\/a>: <em>&#8220;We came by this material entirely legally: we were provided it by a third party voluntarily, we did not use any improper means to solicit any Dell employee to breach any agreement he may have had with you.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>One of the funny parts is when the Dell lawyer sends a second email at about 2 a.m., saying <em>&#8220;Thank you. Note, though, it has been almost nine hours since we made the request, yet the posting is still up.&#8221;<\/em> In her response, the Consumerist lawyer starts with: <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Despite some suggestions to the contrary among some of our fellow beings, most humans need to sleep. Some of us also receive hundreds of emails a day and have to deal with every one of them. I received this email at 12am last night. It is 7am now. That&#8217;s a pretty good turnaround.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Hilarious. I have a feeling my friend Lionel Menchaca, the head blogger at Dell &#8212; who we had on a panel at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.meshconference.com\">mesh<\/a> a couple of weeks ago and who is a wonderful guy, and the architect of Dell&#8217;s successful blogger outreach program &#8212; would cringe if he read any of that exchange. <b>Update:<\/b> In fact, Lionel has cringed (or at least it reads that way) and has responded with a mea culpa <a href=\"http:\/\/direct2dell.com\/one2one\/archive\/2007\/06\/16\/18397.aspx\">here<\/a>. Much props to him for doing so.<\/p>\n<div class=\"syndication-links\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not to get on a rant against lawyers or anything (see previous post about Avvo being sued), but I couldn&#8217;t help mentioning the little brouhaha Dell got into recently with the Consumerist blog, after a lawyer for the company company wrote the website an email asking them to take down one of their posts &#8212; &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/2007\/06\/15\/stupid-lawyer-tricks-part-two\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Stupid lawyer tricks, part two&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crsspst_to_mathewingramblogwordpresscom":false,"mf2_syndication":[],"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1423","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1423","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1423"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1423\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}