{"id":130,"date":"2005-12-24T15:01:56","date_gmt":"2005-12-24T20:01:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mathewingram.com\/work\/?p=95"},"modified":"2005-12-24T15:01:56","modified_gmt":"2005-12-24T20:01:56","slug":"happy-festivus-to-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/2005\/12\/24\/happy-festivus-to-all\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Festivus to all!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Or should that be Merry ChrismaKwanzakah? Anyway, best of the holidays to anyone who happens to stop by. Thanks for reading. I&#8217;m gonna take a little break. And don&#8217;t forget to pick up your <a href=\"http:\/\/www.festivuspoles.com\/pages\/Festivuspoles.htm\">Festivus pole<\/a> before the Airing of Grievances and the ritual Feats of Strength. <img src='http:\/\/localhost\/wp-content\/festivus.gif' alt='Festivus' \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Or should that be Merry ChrismaKwanzakah? Anyway, best of the holidays to anyone who happens to stop by. Thanks for reading. I&#8217;m gonna take a little break. And don&#8217;t forget to pick up your Festivus pole before the Airing of Grievances and the ritual Feats of Strength.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=130"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mathewingram.com\/work\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}