Doug Edwards, an ex-Google employee who runs xooglers.blogspot.com (he thought up the term AdWords), has a funny list of random things he remembers saying during his first month working for the search engine company:
“Wow. That’s a really cool roller coaster. How many sets of K’Nex did you have to use to make that?”
“No. I’ve never made cappuccino before. How does it work?”
“Um, is it okay that all these bikes are blocking the fire exit?”
“Hi Larry. Hi Sergey. What happened to your office? Well, it’s just… uh, nothing. Hey, which one of these remotes works with the VW Beetle? No, that other one. There, under the couch between your hockey jersey and the LEGO Mindstorms…”
“See, you can knock down more of the garbage cans if you bounce the ball instead of just rolling it straight at them.”
“How long does it take the sauna to get hot? You think it’s okay to go in the women’s locker room to get some towels since we’re out in here?”